Magikarp

The crap ass pokemon that is red and orange. Hello! Please, why on the hell did the creator made Magikarp? He's the useless piece of shit in the pokemon universe! If they took out Magikarp and left Gyarados then the whole world wouldn't have air pollution! XD. It has the frickin move Splash, and it is a waste of everyone's time. Magikarp fans have to reconsider this: Is Magikarp really a badass pokemon?

Me: Hey Dratini, let's fish!
Dratini: Draaa. (Yea, sure whatever.)
Me: (Grabs fishing rod and gets a catch.) Holy Shit! It's a Magikarp!
Dratini: Dratini! (This Pokemon IS a piece of shit!)
Me: Dratini! Use Draco Meteor!
Dratini: Draaatttiinniiiiiii! (Die!)

Congratulations! Dratini is level 100!

by azelfkiller October 11, 2011

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1. An utterly useless pokemon that should have been massacred until extinction immediately after its discovery.

2. Someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the title of "complete and utter failure."

3. An extremely weak person.

Some of my friends are complete Magikarps, they are never going to do anything in their lifetime.

by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014

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Magikarping

Dating an ugly person that you hope will one day become beautiful

Willis: Dude, your girlfriend is a 6, at best.
Lamar: Yeah, I'm just magikarping right now. Have you seen her mom's rack?!

by Shire Straits September 15, 2018

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Magikarp is renound for being utterly weak and pathetic but when it reaches level.20 you better run because Gyarados will beat the shit out of you

Magikarp is finally evolving!

by Mr.Magikarp August 22, 2019

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A guy who try's hard to get with ladies "flailing" his dick around like magikarp in the Pokémon games and ultimately ends up failing and having to "splash" himself.

Gary got no ladies at the bar looks like he's magikarping tonight

by Mysticdragon420 May 27, 2017

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Just a god ... He is a league of legends youtuber but not only ! He make many videos about games and random stuffs about he's life he also have a vlog channel ..

Sorry for my bad English im from France ! Love u Matt !

Me : Hey u know MagikarpUsedFly ?
My Friend : Nope who is him ?
Me : MY FAV YOUTUBER EVER !!!

by TheCutieFoxy October 16, 2017

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