Facebook Magician

Someone who appears sexy on Facebook in their photos, but in real life is an ugly fuck.

Gabe: Damn Kimberli is fine!

Mike: Na dude don't fall for it she's a Facebook Magician.

by xbox crew August 1, 2011

Angry Magician

An angry magician is when you are doing a girl doggie style. Then you donkey punch her real hard to knock her out, and then hide in her closet. When she wakes up and checks the closet for you, you punch her in the face, and run home. Once home, masturbate.

Dan "Did you here that Steve pulled an angry magician in Carol last night?"
Keith "Damn, he's a midget throwing, donker humper"

by mbsharp January 11, 2009

chicken magician

the most delicious fried chicken in hackensack that a crazy indian can make

i love chicken magician

by lope21 January 18, 2008

Magician's cloak

Foreskin

Chastity was used to circumcised penises. She had never seen a Magician's cloak before.

by Bensky March 9, 2014

ass magician

he who is gifted in dropping atomic ass bombs and getting away with it for a few moments by sneezing or coughing. then of course he is left to suffer in his stinky aura.

Guy: *cough* *cough*
Dude: (after a few seconds) what the hell???
Guy: Success! you didnt even hear me do it!
Dude: ....you Ass Magician.......

by TrippleWhopper November 26, 2007

Cock Magician

A girl who makes every cock around her disappear - in one of her holes. (a.k.a - Skank)

"Dude, if you need to get laid you should go over to Jen's. She's a total Cock Magician."

by J..Z.. April 30, 2008

magiclike

"magiclike" is offensive word used only on WoWCrack(private server). "magiclike" is an alternate way of saying noob, shit and bitch.

Example:
You peace of magiclike!
You son of a magiclike!

by StanXP October 4, 2008