Afghanistan

A country like no other. It has many wildly diverse ethic groups often separated by the enormous mountains and a fascinating culture. Afghans are true warriors and has fought off the strongest empires throughout history from the Mongols to the British to the Soviets. Despite hardly ever loosing to a foreign power, Afghanistan hasn't exactly won either and the nation seems to always find its self in conflict with things such as religion, ideology, tribal ethnic tentions and outside influences. Afghanistan is a geographically beautiful nation with mountains and medows galore, but like the ocean it is beautiful but very dangerous.

Afghanistan would be a great place to visit but one most be extremely careful if they ever go.

by the funny one May 12, 2018

AFGHANISTAN

A SORT OF CONFUSING COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY RELATE TO THE MIDDLE EASTERN CULTURE AND CENTRAL ASIAN CULTURE. BEAUTIFUL NATURE IN THE COUNTRY LIKE SNOW Capped mountains, deserts and small cities. the people are beautiful but thew only thing wrecking this country is poverty and war. the country used to be part of Persia. Afghanistan is pretty much Iran but under a different name and same language. THEY ARE THE DESCENDANTS OF IRAN

friend: where are you from?
me: im from afghanistan
friend: oh isnt that a middle eastern country or something?
me: kind of. .it depends on the province your from
Friend:( confused and walks away) okay nice!

by Muskaan Akhgar May 9, 2019

afghanistan

A country that supposedly went democratic for a while back, but is currently slipping back to a similar regime that was in place before America bombed the fuck out of it. Can anyone guess why?

by Brewdles February 25, 2007

Afghanistan

A place where the only things there are deserts and terriost. We can’t go back because sleepy joe had to make is leave even tho we were kicking there ass

I have never been to Afghanistan

by I hate terriost September 13, 2021

afghanistan handstand

good fun licking a social construct ending where no man dare goes until after marriage

“can we try oral tonight please?”

“only if you do the afghanistan handstand”

by the alpaca shaggas June 29, 2022

captain afghanistan

Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.

"It's a boat! It's a refugee! It's Captain Afghanistan!"

by Pu$$Y$l4er21 September 3, 2017

Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653

Sargent Will's Personal Message: Tracking of the 863 Code on the area of 99,635,6531

Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.

Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent

Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****

Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out

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12/24/21 Code Reader

Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653
01001011101001010101001010101010101010100010101010101010100100101010100101010110110010101001010101010101010100100101100101010101001001110100101001010110010101101010101010100101010110101011000
Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923

010011010110010101010101010110

by BigDaddyChode69 May 6, 2021