Madera Ranchos

A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.

Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"

by chrisophjonson March 26, 2011

Madera

Small town in Central California, also called The Heart of Cali or Madtown.

I live in the Heart of Cali, Madera.

by Coyote23 June 20, 2011

Do a Materazzi

To trash talk, shame, troll, or verbally harass someone or someone's person, making them decide to use a violent conduct (like punching and headbutting) on the speaker, result in the violent user to lose their future jobs or their job doesn't end well.
Example : Materazzi to Zidane, Chris Rock to Will Smith

Don't try to do a Materazzi if you don't have a long-arse plan.

by Shiine-1 April 9, 2022

mayeration

being entirely utterly obsessed with john mayer to the point where you want to be him/be with him

learning guitar at high level when you cant read music.

by liz November 8, 2004

Macerate

The process by which a person orgasms due to someone or something that occurs around them (usually not sexual but can be). This tends to occur on the more serious and professional side of orgasms. Not to be confused with masturbation.

As soon as Rebecca heard the satisfying sound, she ran home and macerated

by BigDickVik March 12, 2018

madera

little town in the middle of california. people say it is hotter than hell and hella cold. but this is my kind of town. not much to do, but the people are cool and easy going

madera is the shit

by ralph09 August 12, 2008

Maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 32valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena V8) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka ,u hearin' that Maserati V8 growlin'

by alex December 6, 2003