Muzzle the Vulture

To masturbate. To jerk off. To rub one out. To touch one's self in a provocative manner for sexual gratification. Sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals.

You guys go on with out me, I'm going to stay home and Muzzle the Vulture.

by Angry Sloth July 28, 2011

Meat-Muzzle

Insinuating that someone will quiet someone else by placing their penis into the annoying, talking persons mouth.

Shut up or i will slap the Meat-Muzzle on you. Bitch.

by Obb September 29, 2007

muzzle-loader

The vile (or pleasant) act of defecating into your mate's mouth and proceeding to force the excrement down his/her throat with your penis. Your mate's mouth acts as the muzzle, the exrement acts as the bullet/gunpowder, and your penis acts as the ramrod. Hopefully your mate will projectile vomit immediately after being muzzle-loaded, so as to replicate the firing of the loaded firearm. If you wish to take it a step further, you can hire a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out commands during the process such as "Prime!" "Draw Ramrods!" "Ram down the cartridge!" and "Fire!"

Dan: Bro, I hired a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out the proper commands as I performed the muzzle-loader on your mother last Thursday.

Mike: Did she projectile vomit?

Dan: Hell yeah!

Mike: Nice!

by Mike Dumas May 20, 2008

boob muzzle

When a man nuzzles your boobs, and tries to speek & finds that the sound of his voice is muffled due to the fact that his face is stuck between two boobs.

He found himself hardly able to speek because he was trapped in my boob muzzle

by FireFightressWhite November 23, 2010

Muzzle Loading

The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.

That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.

by Meester K. August 12, 2014

Muzzle brake

A Type of weapon attachment that redirects propellant gases to counter recoil and unwanted muzzle rise to help with accuracy while shooting

The muzzle brakers I bought were pretty helpful by decreasing the recoil of my weapon and helping me aim better.

by Spunkyfunk61 January 8, 2019

the muzzle loader

Ok once you are fucking a girl from behind stop, pull out, pop a copenhegen out of your mouth, place it on the rim of her ass and........load the muzzle!

The girl was ready and willing so, I gave her the muzzle loader.

by scott ak October 14, 2006