Watching some brown guy ride back and forth in front of my house while on the phone with a friend:
Dave: what's going on?
Warren: not much. Just watching some brown guy drive back and forth up my street on a Mumbai cadillac
Dave: what's going on?
Warren: not much. Just watching some brown guy drive back and forth up my street on a Mumbai cadillac
by anonymous May 29, 2024
Get the mumbai cadillacmug. When multiple men take turns ejaculating inside a female’s vagina until the person that can no longer ejaculate within 10 seconds must suck the cum out of the vagina and spit a trail of the semen on her body.
by Seloc Mot January 28, 2024
Get the Mumbai trainmug. When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants
Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints
Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
by Squit master 404 October 10, 2017
Get the mumbai sprintmug. Accidentally leaving behind an unflushed surprise in the toilet right before heading off on vacation, only to return to an unpleasantly warm and pungent welcome.
by Raimondo10 May 15, 2024
Get the Mumbai Welcomemug. An ancient form of martial arts involving a fishing rod, tacklebox and balls that don't hurt anymore, it has nothing to do with Mumbai
I am the master of mumbai fishing i can catch any fish i want and my ball bag never gets sore no matter what happens.
by ShellyTheMumbaiFisherman October 30, 2023
Get the Mumbai Fishingmug. A homo erotic massage done in unsanitary conditions after wandering the streets of India’s capital in an unsuccessful attempt to find a gay hookup. Given by a disinterested Indian peasant, usually charging between 50-75 rupees.
by Mike Ropeines April 19, 2025
Get the Dirty Mumbaimug. Sima Aunty is a matchmaker in Mumbai, India. She acted in Netflix's Indian Matchmaking show.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022
Get the Sima Aunty from Mumbaimug.