Mucus

A term of endearment usually referring to someone you consider a friend. Basically it’s another word for homie or slime,

“Those doods Carlos and Zach? Ya they’re my mucus.”

by Shoutoutmymucus68 June 28, 2019

Mucu

To do something much more than someone else in a loving way.

I love you so mucu

by Bam bam ❤ August 07, 2018

Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.

Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...

by SourceConsciousness December 08, 2019

Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce

why would you do this
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS A PARODY

Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

mucus slinger

When one flings it's mucus from the mucus membrane of the nasal cavity on to someone or something intentionally

I was a mucus slinger at my girlfriend after she took my last crack rock

by Murdockou812 May 25, 2024

Mucus molly

The most dangerous weapon known to man, a mucus filled jar which would probably infect anyone with coronavirus-19. Preferably dropped on covid deniers and people protesting covid regulations at hospitals

"What will we do about these pesky anti-covid protesters?"
*swills* *screws lid*
"Taken care of it"
"How???"
"Mucus molly."

by whoahthere January 04, 2021

Absolute Mucus

The weird temperature at which your mucus freezes in your nose and feels weird.

Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.

Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.

by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 26, 2018