The process when a male solidifies a large amount of semen right after sex. When it is ready, he forms it into a rod shape using his hand, then deep fries it and/or breads it. He then force feeds it to his sexual partner.
Dude, I just mozzarella sticked my girlfriend last night. I got so horny.
My boyfriend just mozzarella sticked me last night. He really knows how to cook.
My boyfriend just mozzarella sticked me last night. He really knows how to cook.
by Not a Pidgeon April 25, 2013
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by SeaHawksRule December 13, 2008
Get the mozzarella stick mug.When a man traps his partner under the sheets and farts until she or he is knocked out. Then the man poops in a condom, and freezes it for a duration of 1 hour. After the hour, the man shoves the poop condom into their partner leaving them with massive bruise on their vagina or ass.
Did you hear about Jim?
Yeah he got a mozzarella stick, been in the hospital for weeks. You can stick a watermelon in there.
Yeah he got a mozzarella stick, been in the hospital for weeks. You can stick a watermelon in there.
by Jerky 24 July 9, 2011
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Get the Mozzarella Nacho mug.A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.
Similar to beer gut.
After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.
by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014
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Similar to beer gut.
Similar to beer gut.
After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.
by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014
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