A really skanky cunt that pretends to be a normal chick that hits on you at a bar. She often looks normal and lies through her teeth about her personal life. In actuality she is a welfare witch and her kids sleep on pee stinking mattresses on the floor. The diaper bin is overflowing and the litter box smells like satan's scrotum. You decide to fuck it anyway, as it is 1:30 AM and men are pigs. The phone rings constantly after 1:30 AM as the bars are closing and losers are calling her for some squish. She will talk you into buying coke or meth then she will steal it. When you are thinking with your dick, you will try anything.
"I see Lori found another sucker. Look at him slobber all over her. He's going to be sorry he ever met that meth whore."
by running out of patience January 27, 2008
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by Stoned Pope November 24, 2010
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An explosion that takes place within a meth lab. Usually caused by some dumbass kicking over some chemicals cause they decided to get high one to many times. The explosion kills most of the people inside or gives them severe chemical burns and blinds them.
"Hey dude, pass me some meth."
"OK"
(10 minutes later)
"I think I'm gonna go get a beer."
(kicks over dangerous chemicals)
"SHIT"
(meth lab explosion)
police find bodies
"OK"
(10 minutes later)
"I think I'm gonna go get a beer."
(kicks over dangerous chemicals)
"SHIT"
(meth lab explosion)
police find bodies
by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008
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"Why does Maria look like a zombie today?"
"It's because she just had her five finger meth lunch man. That shit messes you up!"
"It's because she just had her five finger meth lunch man. That shit messes you up!"
by MurkyWaters April 23, 2009
Get the Five Finger Meth Lunch mug.A Meth Fart is a build up of noxious, putrid, and sometimes toxic gasses that accumulate inside of a meth atticts tweeker colon. Meth farts usually occur after a 5-7 day meth binge. They are usually induced by a large piece of pizza or a blueberry danish. Sometimes they smell like burning rubber on the side of the freeway. You can usually tell how much a person does by duration of the flatulence. Some can last up to 90 seconds. Tighter sphincters create louder, more trumpet like exclamations of gas.
Bill: Hey Jan!
Jan: Hey Bill!
Bill: Do you smell that offensive odor? It smells like a dead carcaus.
Jan: Yeah I smell that, Lori just had a massive meth fart before leaving my trailer.
Bill: Oh wow, that's ripe. How long did it last??
Jan: Ahhh gosh, I dont know, like 40 seconds. It woke up my cat.
Jan: Hey Bill!
Bill: Do you smell that offensive odor? It smells like a dead carcaus.
Jan: Yeah I smell that, Lori just had a massive meth fart before leaving my trailer.
Bill: Oh wow, that's ripe. How long did it last??
Jan: Ahhh gosh, I dont know, like 40 seconds. It woke up my cat.
by Editor in Chief of the sun November 7, 2010
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by voK October 8, 2010
Get the Sure, at the meth lab. mug.small mythical creatures addicted to soaps that make meth out of house hold objects and live in your closet they also call every one jonny
by d4rkc4rn4ge May 23, 2010
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