Merkin

a merkin is a super charged muggle with extreme intellect and no common sense.

Harry! that Merkin almost found out we were wizards!

Good thing he believed me when I said I was Chris Angel.

by skankyk May 17, 2011

merkin

to dress better than someone so that they could be jealous or hate on you

Look at Sheree out here merkin these hoes with dat outfit, keep it pimpin

by Sheree aka Mz. New Orleans August 9, 2006

merkin

An artificial vagina

I chopped a hole in that watermellon, and used it as a merkin.

by SWMD August 6, 2004

Merkin Sandwich

The resulting mouthful that can occur while growling your woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.

So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.

by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007

merkin niggas

1) niggas who wear fake pubes; 2) niggas who sell fake pubes to cancer patients and such; 3) niggas who make pubic wigs; 4) niggas who donate their pubes to make pubic wigs;. . . .see also "merkin"

them merkin niggas are makin mad money G, and their product always grows back!

by sjte5409 July 3, 2009

The Trump Merkin

When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.

by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017

Lip Merkin

The act of receiving head.

Not to be confused with Lerkin.

Dude, last night at the party I got a "lip merkin"

by Merkin Masters March 31, 2010