Milfaphilia

A sexual disorder where you are overly infatuated with a mother. Similar to pedophilia, but with older women. Also known as Cougarphilia.

I am sorry Mr. Washington, but it appears that you have the sexual disorder known as Milfaphilia.

by C.M. Royale June 22, 2016

tred-milf

women on a tredmil looks hot from the back and then you see her front and she is as old or older than your mom

Wow, that chick looked so hot until i found out she was a tred-milf.

by vtwist February 22, 2009

National Milf Day

this day is celebrated May 23rd EVERY year. we appreciate hot ass moms and future milfs

Chad: Yo Adam did u wish y/n a Happy National Milf Day. She’s so hot, def gonna be a milf one day.

by ilovehotmoms<3 April 16, 2021

Milk A Milf Day

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.

Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.

by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021

milf lover

matteo

Matteo is such a milf lover

guy 1: hey you see matteo over there
guy 2: yea bro he keeps simping on my mom
guy 1: he's such a milf lover

by jojodoyo May 16, 2023

milfin

the verb version of a milf (mom i'd like to fuck)

dude, sam's mom is milfin

by nigguh2233 April 26, 2011

Chocolate Milf-Shake

When a small white male, and a VERY large black woman get together and they lay on the floor and the black woman wraps her arms and legs around the male, making sure his head is between her breasts, then they both proceed to shake vigorously.

>Are you still dating that "Joline" chick??

>Hell yes! Yesterday I got a Chocolate Milf-Shake!

>Nice!

by IKHONKEY KONGXI April 22, 2011