May 1st

national make ur best friend lose their virginity day

person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why

person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you

by izothecatdidntask\ May 1, 2022

May 1st

National Cuddle your gf/bf day.

Person 1:Babe can we cuddle?
Person 2:Why now?
Person 1:It's May 1st
Person 2:So?
Person 1:It's National Cuddle your gf/bf day!
Person 2:Oh alright.

by UwU_Im_Horny May 1, 2022

May 1st

it's Max's birthday 😁

guy1: oh shit it's may 1st
guy2: yo what's that

guy1: it's Max's birthday

by qwerty002 May 1, 2022

May 1st

The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.

When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!

by not a normal man September 18, 2024

May 1st

national kiss your girlfriend day.

Joe: yo, wheres Quinnefiesha? i gotta kiss her! its may 1st!!!

by i ate ut donut April 14, 2025

May 1st

The day to send booty pics to your husband or boyfriend to help celebrate may first

It's May 1st you know what that means

by Grim5807 May 1, 2025

May 1st

Your Girlfriend has to say “Yes” to you for the entire day

May 1st-

Boyfriend: “Will you marry me?”
Girlfriend: “Yes”

by Capital King May 1, 2024