May 1st

people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.

dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.

by pssyslayer69 November 03, 2020

May 1st

The Event

May 1st is The Event

by Toffee32 May 29, 2024

May 1st

National lose your virginity day! Get laid by your girlfriend and she will never stop loving you!

Friends: why can’t she walk
Guy: it’s may 1st 🥵

by Dontbeapussy29 April 28, 2021

May 1st

national kiss your girlfriend day.

Joe: yo, wheres Quinnefiesha? i gotta kiss her! its may 1st!!!

by i ate ut donut April 14, 2025

May 1st

The day to send booty pics to your husband or boyfriend to help celebrate may first

It's May 1st you know what that means

by Grim5807 May 01, 2025

May 1st

national skinny dipping day... have fun

guy: take ur clothes off let’s have fun

girl: well i guess it’s may 1st

by kyleeadams April 11, 2021

May 1st

The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.

When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!

by not a normal man September 18, 2024