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Finger Blaster Master

One who is noticeably more talented at pleasing women with his/her fingers than others, particularly in the vaginal region.
"That man is a pleasure sage." "Yeah, he is a Finger Blaster Master"
by Bigtoesmcgee April 17, 2016
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Finger Blaster Master

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms
that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master
by coleramsme January 16, 2017
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Master Baster

A person who has achieved excellence at keeping things moist.
"Someone tell the Master Baster that the Dip Chicks need more moist."

My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.

My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.
by Ballin4DipChicks January 1, 2009
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Master-Baster

One whom wields a Turkey Baster in order to create the perfect amount of meat moisture during Thanksgiving.
During Thanksgiving, Grandma dubbed me Master-Baster.
by The Irv November 30, 2010
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Master Blasted

verb - to badger the hell out of someone via text messaging
When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.
by The Dirty October 2, 2012
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Master-Blasterbation

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.
Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012
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