by Thermos February 24, 2004
Used in jobs where you are an instructor. You make this the perfect lesson plan, so when you stop caring about your job and a supervisor shows up to evaluate you, you look awsome.
by Matt$ April 08, 2006
A sex position in which the male hangs upside down by his ankles by a rubber cord attached to the ceiling. The female hangs on with her hands to whatever it is the male is hanging from, and this produces a nice bouncing effect with the rubber cord.
The term comes from the rubber cord used to attach the male's ankles to the ceiling with, and the term "mallard" is due to the fact that the male, when hanging upside down, resembles how a mallard looks when it is being hung upside down after being hunted.
The term is also the inspiration for a famous Ultimate Frisbee team, the "Rubber Mallards"
The term comes from the rubber cord used to attach the male's ankles to the ceiling with, and the term "mallard" is due to the fact that the male, when hanging upside down, resembles how a mallard looks when it is being hung upside down after being hunted.
The term is also the inspiration for a famous Ultimate Frisbee team, the "Rubber Mallards"
by playa_h&f April 18, 2010
the act of scraping some duck butter from your grundle
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez
Joe: what's that on your face?
Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard
Joe:....tisfu
Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard
Joe:....tisfu
by Blake C. June 16, 2008
Some one who enjoys the company of people who Quack. A good giveaway is wearing a green shirt, with a duck on it.
by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 04, 2007
An ugly looking bloke with a rather large nose, that also makes weird noises......... usaully found in the stanford area.
by mallard boy March 21, 2006