carpe dude'm

Seizing the opportunity to date a guy as soon as he becomes available.

Mindy: "I heard John finally broke up with Ashley! I'm going to get on that right away... Carpe dude'm!"

Candace: Ah, yes. That's latin for "slut," right?

by joel67 January 25, 2011

i may be named duke but i’m not a dog

an iconic quote duke depp said on a dukemoose livestream

duke depp once said: “ i may be named duke but i’m not a dog! ”

by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.o.m.f

Let me suck your dick until you nut on my face.

Girl: Babe, l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.o.m.f , tonight.

Guy: How bout rn? ;)

by brxty.slxt / on ig June 23, 2021

m a dub

meaning the mall or shopping center

im bout 2 hit up da M A DUB

by _NIteshadE_ February 19, 2009

m'duffy

adj. of the most excellent kind, the chosen one -adv. in the best way -n. best thing, superlative form.

Thats m'duffy! 'Thats the best!' or 'thats the one I choose!'

by Mark Brendans January 15, 2006

l.m.s.o.y.d.u.y.c.i.m.m

It mean, "Let Me Sit On Your Dick Until You Cum In My Mouth."

She texted me during English class and said, "L.M.S.O.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M."

by yagirl69 January 19, 2020

Dude, I'm a donkey!

The art of being horselike whilst not being a horse.

"Dude, I'm a donkey!" ("Dude, I'm not a horse, zebra, gazelle, etc.)

by Almer March 5, 2009