Lubrican't

Anything that isn't a good or practical lubricant for masturbating purposes.

Mayonaisse, Shampoo,Yogurt, and Rocks are generally lubrican'ts when attempting to jerk off.

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

lubricant pie

A foreign dessert that can make you feel better once you've had un pretected sex.

Aisha-Omg i slept with Bill and didnt use a condom
Alexa- Awh, sokay babe have some lubricant pie

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Lubricated

Drunk, high or both

Bobby- "Hey you want to party tonight?"
Billy- "Yeah! Let's get lubricated!"

by lubedLADY June 22, 2011

lubricated penis

A willy so wonderful you will always want more. Generally an uncircumcised penis large enough to incite considerable pleasure.

Ow! I wish you had a lubricated penis like Eli. His is amazing.

Rodrigo's penis is great. He has a lubricated penis.

by Beerforthewin November 20, 2015

spit lubricant

spitting your saliva to use as a lubrication

I was with your girlfriend and we ran out of K-Y Jelly, so I used spit lubricant, by bending her over and spitting on her ass to lubricate my dick.

by Vinnie The Cock II March 6, 2008

Monetary Lubrication

Abrive, Somthing to sweeten the deal, Somthing to coax, persuading

Matt: My project is late.
Mr. Testa: I think we can figure somthing out with Monetary Lubrication.
Matt: haha

by Peeedurrr January 24, 2007

The Giant Lubricated Horse Cock

The most sacred object of all time

Number 13
In this video, a weird Asian girl is smacking the giant lubricated horse cock. She proceeds to eat it. Rest in peace giant lubricated horse cock

by Chadeaux December 27, 2021