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Certified Lover Boy

“Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep
by SGill1202 September 3, 2021
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Certified lover boy

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."
by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024
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lover boy

the guy who loves everyone even his step mom in his bed. a guy who thinks he is better than play boy or even a fuck boy. he considers himself a greater lover than any one in this world
haa being a lover boy is soo great that even my step mom told my cock is better than my dad......
by lovesense.bitch April 23, 2022
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Boy lovers

The night about age eight a boy gets a pussy cut into him by a eight foot cop
Boy lovers fuck with knives it hurts worse than salt in the eyes and leaves goo in your ass
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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Lover boy method

That's not me is it? The weaponized schizophrenia? See, it's a problem when they do it to women, right? Is this not a problem? Yeah it is... You know you fucked up... Hey, I tried to warn you.
Hym "I'm watching Ben Shapiro's video on Andrew Tate's 'grift' and I noticed... That it's a complete an utter LIE. It's a lie. You accuse a guy of grifting... And then lie. Blatantly! If your critique of Andrew Tate... Does not involve me... You are lying. No mention of me. No mention of the 'lover boy method.' And then your whole team does a series of debates with a guy who is literally doing the same thing and he wife left him when she found out he wasn't Hym. You know you're lying. He's just doing my plan to become better than Joe Rogan. You know that. Gayve Jewben made a video about someone else being a grifter the same day. Everyone and their brother accuse the 2 of them of being grifters... Everything is a grift! Everyone is a grifter (apparently). It's madness! And then you're shilling for a government that is actively starving children! So you can even use the 'But Hym threatens kids!' The Jews are murdering them, actively! And you're defending them! No, it's- You're done. No 'don't mess with our kids' moment. I was right. Everyone but me was wrong. You should have done what I told you to do immediately. You should be doing what I'm telling you to do now. You lose. I win. I'm the better one. You're an idiot for trying to resist me. You should be holding your wive's legs open for me so I can fuck them with greater ease. I was the correct one all along. I could have saved you all but you wouldn't let me and now you look like a retarded bitch."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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Certified Lover Boy

Random Person: “Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”
by SGill1202 September 3, 2021
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smexy lover boy

smexy- hot
lover- cute
boy- boy
hey smexy lover boy i made you a sandwitch
by braids36 December 7, 2020
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