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don't fire on the two by the lorry

The single greatest quote in the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare campaign, said by Captain MacMillan in "All Ghillied Up".
"Don't fire on the two by the lorry. We'll have to take them out at the same time. "
by willwall March 29, 2010
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no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.
by 420coolgirl69 November 24, 2019
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Lorry

AHHH! Said jane as she got hit with a lorry.
HELP SIMON I JUST GOT HIT BY A BLOODY LORRY!!!!
by eddiesmummymilkers June 23, 2023
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lorri-anne

Lorri-anne: perfection
by Swaglad64 November 21, 2021
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Lorry euphoria

The overwhelming sensation you get when you see a freshly waxed lorry
Gosh that Eddie stobart fills me with such lorry euphoria- it’s so shiny
by LorryLarry279 October 18, 2022
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spooge bin lorry

Someone who takes great erotic pleasure in picking up and servicing cum dumpsters. Effectively a cum dumpster's cum dumpster.

A spooge bin lorry is built like a front-loading garbage truck, with a belly the size of a rubbish compactor. He can pick up his sweet little unforgettable thing by the love handles with his big, strong arms; set her right down on his face; lick her lovingly clean inside and out until she contentedly soaks him in bodily fluids. Once she is satisfied, she is delicately placed back in the upright position. If he has performed his duties well, he will be passed around to all of her cum dumpster friends so that he may service them too.
The spooge bin lorry will turn up wherever cum dumpsters congregate - sex clubs, sleazy motels, swinger "lifestyle" gatherings, mass orgies, gangbangs, bukkakes, you name it.

The implicit analogy? Some have nothing better to do than find the one sexually liberated unique treasure who actually likes sex and slut-shame her by addressing her as a garbage receptacle. To heck with that. I like sex. If I find someone who also likes sex? I intend to hold that thot, embrace that thot, never let that thot go. If she's a garbage receptacle to you, I'm a garbage truck and I'd suggest you get off the sidewalk if you do not want to be run down.
by bitchuck December 16, 2024
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lorris the animal

The most crazy marijuana smoking OG momboner you know. Down to get wild in any situation and does drugs with hippies.
Bro, you partied like Lorris the Animal last night.
by LorristheAnimal May 3, 2016
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