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Catholic Loophole

The act of preserving a woman's virginity by having anal sex instead of vaginal sex, therefore letting the woman remain a virgin.
"Last night, we practiced the Catholic Loophole because my girlfriend wanted to wait before he had vaginal sex."
by Bluntzilla7414 February 3, 2013
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Loophole Girl

A girl that would like to stay a virgin, but still wants to have intercourse so she opts for buttsex.
> Tina is such a religious person. I bet she's a virgin.
< I heard she's a loophole girl.
by kkbro May 16, 2016
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Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016
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lophole

1. is a combination of both an asshole and a lop

2.someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, and a person that can't be explained because of the moranic ideas that they hold or idiotic actions they do.
Felix is so dumb and thinks he's so smart, what a lophole.
by chief86 September 25, 2008
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loophole

Something forgotten, and can be taken advantage of. Or be a disadvantage.
person 1: I found a loophole in spider solitary.
person 2: how?
person 1:I played all but 6 cards and i need 7 to use another deck.
person 2:what are you going to do?
person 1:I dunno..
by Commander Keen November 1, 2004
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loophole

slang for "anus" commonly used by Utah residents
"I'm a Mormon and need to maintain my purity until marriage, but you can stick it in my loophole if you want."
by blackie1829 December 13, 2007
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Loophole Lent

I invented this term, to describe the loopholes I used to get around with for lent. It is usually used for people who are either non religious, or believe in God/etc. but do not follow certain religious customs, but have family that follow the custom. Such loopholes include simply giving up something you really do not care about, or substituting things you are giving up.
"I gave up chewing gum for Lent, but not bubblegum. And last year, I gave up Coke, but not Pepsi. I love Loophole Lent!"
by NinjaRaiden August 5, 2007
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