Pube Loofah

When you're showering with your girl, and you lather up your pubes with soap, and rub them up against her to scrub her off.

Her face was dirty, so I used my pube loofah on it.

by FredDill September 20, 2010

Human Loofah

Where a naked midget covered in soap is rubbed against another naked 'normal' person

So me and my Girlfriend are gonna go hire a midget hooked and make her into a Human Loofah

by ThyRevenant January 10, 2018

Syrian Loophole Theory

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment

Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"

by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020

loopage

sewing a series of thread loops made around the main stitches of a mend between the button and the fabric.

After Cat finished sewing a button on to her shirt, she added some loopage to be sure the mend was strong.

by Brian Williams February 4, 2005

Man Loofah

A luscious V of chest pubes that is lathered up with soap and used as a scrubbing tool for a girl to rub her tits on when showering together.

Tim: Hey babe. You want me to wash my man juice off of your tits.

Tara: Sure. Let me use your man loofah though. It exfoliates my skin.

by dlr7xf October 4, 2009

Haliburton Loophole

A sexual position where one man stands shoulder widtch part and receives a hand job from a person situated on their knees behind the recipient staring directly into their ass. Known for having the worst name of all sexual acts.

I accidentally farted last night while getting a Haliburton Loophole and my girlfriend dumped me.

by Giiiiizmo July 6, 2010

Poop hole Loophole

A sexual activity engaged in when conservative girls want to remain virgins so they only have anal coitus.

"That slut Stacey sits in church like a virgin on a log!", Amy says angrily. Laura responds..."...well, technically she's a virgin...Amy nods head, knowingly..."The Poop hole loophole", they say in unison.

by laurajade March 18, 2015