Wet lonnie

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass, then stick that finger in their ear.

Oh it’s cool if you stick your finger in my ear but please don’t give me a wet Lonnie

by Mrritter June 1, 2019

Lonnie Syndrome

A mental condition which causes a person to repeatedly pull a lonnie, or act like a lonnie.

That poor kid.... that boy has the Lonnie Syndrome

by phantom_x1986 August 11, 2006

Dirty lonnie

When you're an xbox player that loves big dicks in ya ass while your teammates yell words of encouragement through the headset.

Yo lonnies taking dicks while online again. "Yeah that's just dirty lonnie."

by Crackyaback April 3, 2020

Lonnie's

L. O. N n I e's.
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T records backwards by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

Lonnie's no limit record's. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. ♥.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq April 7, 2022

max-lonnie

A white woman who dates a black crack head and posts gay shit about people with the last name 'younkin'. Often engages in satanic rituals and gang bangs.

Damn, that's a max-lonnie. I guarantee she smokes rocks, too!

by Funktron December 6, 2016

Florida Lonnies

Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.

When all the Florida Lonnies went South our town became a pleasant place to live again!

by Realdealtruegang100 October 27, 2020

Gotta Pay Lonnie

A pimp, drug dealer, or "whatever" guy you do daily illegal business with and who you owe some of your welfare check to.

GPL 'Gotta Pay Lonnie"

druggie chick in welfare line: "I can't live on 200 a month"

Jail Dude: "I can't live on 200 a day haha"

Druggie Chick: " well, I need the 200, I have a phone bill and I "Gotta Pay Lonnie."

(The name is fictitious)

by sherrbie June 28, 2012