Lingard

When a footballer seems young, promising and to bring you trophies in few years, but you failed to realize he's closer to his 30s than 20s, acts like a child on instagram and doesn't contribute to his club

A: He is gonna be massive few years from now.

B: few years from now he's about to retire, can't you see he's a Lingard??

by kataklyst September 20, 2019

Lontar

A person who hooked up with a girl...and the girl left something important, like an id or earrings and the person sees that girl everyday and is too ashamed to give it back to her.

When Eric was too ashamed to give Erica her id back after they hooked up, even though they were on the same swim team, Eric was considered a lontar.

by Eric chavezz July 16, 2008

Evan Longoria

A very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays.

I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.

by KimberFL April 25, 2009

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Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"

random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday

by Jason Brandt January 21, 2008

longarzo

Longarzo is a word that derives from italy. It means to be a very naturally gifted person. Also the word shortened. Garzo means sweet or radical.

Yo man that kickflip was garzo.
or
Dude, you have some sick skills, you are one longarzo.

by floridabum3 January 17, 2008

Longanistas

A group of friends, involving at least a few Filipinos, who regularly meet while celebrating their "best lives". Just like the Filipino sausage that inspired the name, the Longanistas are linked together for life with a strong bond of friendship and mutual respect for each other. Most Longanistas are very sweet, but some are spicy characters that keep the conversation interesting and never dull. Every Longanista is independently confident and strong-minded, but together, as Longanistas, they are a force to be reckoned with.

They are always loud and having a blast during their parties, they must be Longanistas.
Once a Longanista, always a Longanista.
There was lots of drinking, lots of food, lots of singing and jokes all around, now that was a proper Longanista party!

by Actually!Leo September 29, 2021

Lougar

Lesbian cougar; an older lesbian who likes younger lesbians.

That old lady across the bar is such a lougar.

by RachieRat May 21, 2009