lolshird

Laugh out loud so hard i randomly die.

Of course no one really dies from loling . . . .

Patrick: Hey dude, i saw your new girlfriend today, shes so ugly it made me lolshird!
Steve: Well thats a shame, seen as im dating your sister.
Patrick: Oh.
Steve: lolshird. Dumbass.

by Legendnesses July 21, 2009

LOLSHILMM

Laughing out loud so hard I lost my mind.

Knock, knock

;Who's there?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

;You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

; LOLSHILMM

by polarbear;] February 13, 2010

lollypoopdick

When a chick sucks a Johnson thats been in her poo-shooter.

Ol' girl be like, "Fuck a blow pop, I want a lollypoopdick."

by Bro'to Baggins November 3, 2014

Lollywash

A delightful alternative word for a blowjob

Any chance of a lollywash tonight babe?

by Randomcurry July 15, 2019

Lollypop

Lollipop, but spelled wrong.

My name in Fortnite is Lilly Lollypop 22 because I didn't know how to spell lollipop! I was 8 at the time!

by FluffyPuppy2011 July 15, 2022

lung lolly

A cigarette. Heard occasionally in Australia and New Zealand.

Wanna go out for a lung lolly?

by One Republic November 16, 2015

Fuck lolby day

A holiday taking place on March 31st to express hate.

Fuck Lolby Day is today, yipeeeeee!

by Sayyyy10 March 31, 2022