Three Way Log Jam

When three dudes try to stick their dicks in the same hole, all at once. Could be a woman's vagina, butthole, mouth, nostrils... could be a man's butthole, if you want to be gay about it.

All three guys got shit on their dicks when they accidentally created a three way log jam.

by Phil Biederman July 17, 2011

Bolivian Log Jam

Two people bent over, ass to ass, shitting at each other.

I thought those two girls had a double ended dildo,

But it was just a Bolivian log jam.

by EWWWWWWw September 3, 2012

Tennessee Log Jam

A ladder is suspended between two supports. A chick lies down on the ladder. There are 8 guys (Tennessee is bordered by 8 states.), positioned as follows:

-One tit-fucking.
-Two receiving fellatio
-One performing anal sex.
-One performing vaginal sex.
-Two receiving hand jobs.
-One receiving a foot job.

We don't have enough people for a Tennessee Log Jam!

by vanillagirl69 February 15, 2010

Canadian log jam

When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.

Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!

by Stevohawking August 19, 2015

Double Log Jam

The act of having two poops stuck in the toilet and both are fighting to get through the drain (with neither of them winning). Very similar to a singular log jam, but twice at bad.

"Dude you are never going to believe this - the other day i was taking a shit and my worst nightmare came true...i looked down and saw a double log jam; not just one stuck turd, but TWO! I panicked...i didn't know what to do so i called left it there for the next guy."

by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009

Lake City Log Jam

A group sexual event for males where 4 holes are cut into a pumpkin and fucked at once. The number of holes may span from a minimum of 3 to a maximum of 5, with 4 being the most comfortable. Afterward, the guy who finished last must carve the pumpkin into a jack-o'-lantern for display from his residence. This event is popular in southwest Colorado during autumn.

The Texan tourists rolled into town on their rental ATVs, unsuspecting of the upcoming weekend's festivities. Upon the sighting of a new jack-o'-lantern outside their motel door a couple days later, one of their wives excitedly questioned. The Texan man said, "Well darn tootin', Beatrice, I won that there at the Lake City Log Jam. Just a good ol' night out with the boys!"

by Gio422 October 16, 2018

Green Bay Log Jam

When a mozzarella stick is used as a phalic object to pack in the goods, then eaten immediately afterwards. Can be accompanied by either ranch dressing or marinara sauce…. Depending on geographic location or preference.

She had no idea why I ordered the extra mozzarella sticks with ranch! POW, Green Bay Log Jam - right to the bearded clam!

by BringerOfJoy January 22, 2022