Lake Erie Log Jam

A Lake Erie Log Jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. It is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally fucking up the bowl with a huge Steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the Log Jam. Next person who has a Hydraulic Shit coming on and happy to find a shitter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. The next and subsequent people have no choice but to shit on top of the log pile or shit their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a Skid Mark in their pants which of course leads to a Rusty Bumper. After several people have assaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a LAKE ERIE LOG JAM is created, so named as if you live in the Midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that shit’s gonna wind up in Lake Erie one way or another.
I had to Carpenter Cut a Lake Erie Log Jam at McDonald’s or shit my pants!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
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Three Way Log Jam

When three dudes try to stick their dicks in the same hole, all at once. Could be a woman's vagina, butthole, mouth, nostrils... could be a man's butthole, if you want to be gay about it.
All three guys got shit on their dicks when they accidentally created a three way log jam.
by Phil Biederman July 17, 2011
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Green Bay Log Jam

When a mozzarella stick is used as a phalic object to pack in the goods, then eaten immediately afterwards. Can be accompanied by either ranch dressing or marinara sauce…. Depending on geographic location or preference.
She had no idea why I ordered the extra mozzarella sticks with ranch! POW, Green Bay Log Jam - right to the bearded clam!
by BringerOfJoy January 23, 2022
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Lake City Log Jam

A group sexual event for males where 4 holes are cut into a pumpkin and fucked at once. The number of holes may span from a minimum of 3 to a maximum of 5, with 4 being the most comfortable. Afterward, the guy who finished last must carve the pumpkin into a jack-o'-lantern for display from his residence. This event is popular in southwest Colorado during autumn.
The Texan tourists rolled into town on their rental ATVs, unsuspecting of the upcoming weekend's festivities. Upon the sighting of a new jack-o'-lantern outside their motel door a couple days later, one of their wives excitedly questioned. The Texan man said, "Well darn tootin', Beatrice, I won that there at the Lake City Log Jam. Just a good ol' night out with the boys!"
by Gio422 October 16, 2018
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Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

A person who likes to cram large amounts of jelly in ones rectum and enjoys eating it out.
My Boyfriend Tim is really starting to be a Log Jamming Jelly Jerk
by Jay Bob June 15, 2007
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log jam

A party or gathering with too many guys and not enough girls.
Also known as a sausage fest, sword fight, or a wang out hang out.
Dude this party is a total log jam...there's no chicks.
by zombie mike November 17, 2008
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Log jam

The act of defecating in a public urinal.
Man I really had to go and all the toilets were occupied, so I made one heck of a log jam.
by Asspanda February 26, 2023
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