Locust twitter

A twitter account that regularly posts conditional hypotheticals designed to elicit an emotional response and to get a rise out of people. It is a tactic for driving up engagement.

Ever since I muted a bunch of locust twitter accounts, my twitter experience has greatly improved.

by Mwaasi February 9, 2022

Locust Circle

A jive ass turkey

“Aye bra u seen Bryan lately”

“No, why do u ask “

“Man he done went and turned into a locust circle, I can’t believe this shit “

by Poppaperc June 19, 2022

swarm of locust

A "friend" who comes into your house like a whirlwind, asks if he can have a beer, eats your leftover pizza, plays your Xbox, does all your drugs, leaves tons of trash behind, and then complains when the above activities are not available.

6:47pm - Banging on front door

Travis: Hey dudes, whats up. Aw sweet you got Blue Moon, let me get one. Oh, and can I warm up this pizza? I got next game in Halo dude. Let me hit that joint in the mean time. You guys suck, you don't have any munchies. Does anyone have any pills? Oh well, catch you guys later.

6:54pm - Door slams

Kenny: Geesh that kid is like a swarm of locust.

by BA2theMAX February 8, 2008

Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

liquor locust

"Liquor Locust" is that rare breed of party animal that descends on unsuspecting (and sometimes suspecting) households, invades the liquor cabinet, drains it bone dry and then flitters off in search of the next liquor cabinet to be drained.

When I got home I realized that the liquor locusts must have had a party, because there was no alcohol left in the house.

by Woody00469 August 30, 2007

Eat the locust

To eat the locust is to go to the toilet it can be used for pee or poo but is mostly used for poo

Scott accidentally ate the locust in class today. He couldn’t eat the locust in time

by Despairingly- Hopefull June 21, 2018

the locust

The best way to describe them is to take about 5 keyboards and synthesizers, 2 guitars, a drummer and a bassist and play till your arms fall off, then when mixing edit it to twice as fast.

The Locust are a fucking awesome band and have saved hardcore music from pathetic attempts by Slipknot, Korn and others.

by Corb August 28, 2004