Angus Lachlan Small

Angus Lachlan Small is a word that can be widely used in many ways. An extremely handsome man that strives for as much of the female genitalia as possible. He is a hero we have but do not deserve. He is so chunky yet so simple and has girls get lost in his gaze on the regular. Angus Lachlan Small may attract many humans of the female sex but has a crave for men. Angus Lachlan Small has an addiction to sniffing people and can be very serious and most common in southern Alabama. Angus Lachlan Small tends to sniff his grandpa as he is busy beating his grandma.

1: Dude you were getting around at that party last night, you were basically an Angus Lachlan Small.
2: Why are you sniffing me? i think you should go to rehab you definitely have Angus Lachlan Small.
3: Oi last night all the girls wanted you but you went for the men you cheeky Angus Lachlan Small.

by ANGUS_SMALLISHOT October 23, 2018

lachlann

A young swag master. Most often small and irish. This irish pimp normally chills with a hoe on each short arm and 36 hoes piled on top of his miniscule lap. The bitches adore him, the younger pimps envy him, the older pimps know what could of been if only they were a lachlann. The biggest, swaggyest, hottest, goddamn hot shootin, pimpin, gift of god this planet has ever seen. The only problem with lachlann is that he is simply too popular and as he walks he leaves trails of women begging for him to return, men crying, weak with self loathing. Lachlann doesnt just run your hood he runs jesus's hood and the tooth fairys hood... every badasses hood there is. If theres a hood then theres a Lachlann running it. Lachlann doesnt need an army, he is the army. Lachlann doesnt need to pay for mearly being there is enough to forfill the vendors needs and deepest desires. If you ever come across a Lachlann you can get down and beg or run from shame.

Random hoe: "OMFG, LOOK A... A LACHLANN HES... HES GODS GIFT TO
HUMANITY AND THE SAVIOR TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS."

Lachlann: "hey you, my place 6 o'clock untill my cock is up you 6, bitch"

by lamina18 December 29, 2013

Dirty Lachlan

Get soaked hard af by white horse cock 🗿

Bro Liana must be wrecked, I heard she got the dirty Lachlan.

by water bottle cumshot April 15, 2020

Lachlan

1) A river in NSW, Australia.

2) Lachlan is also a boys name. He is amazing, relatively smart, has an amazing sense of humour and uses it to make others laugh, even if he gets in trouble because of it. He isn't afraid to speak his mind and be outspoken. May not be popular, but doesn't have to be. Is so nice and kind. Easy to love <3

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Lachlan. He's not popular, but he's amazing despite that.
Person 1: OH the one who makes everyone laugh?

by someone who wrote this June 23, 2013

lachlan fairbairn

A comedic YouTuber with incredible hair. He looks like Ruel but wears his jeans rolled up at different heights.

And don’t forget what you don’t know, you can’t ever try, what you never knew - Lachlan Fairbairn

by You’re a pseudonym July 30, 2019

Lochan

Lochan is a loving guy who has the biggest heart. Super athletic and does whatever is takes to win. He is the prettiest eyes and an amazing body!!

Lochan is such a stud

by nakdbekansbe April 1, 2020

lachlan

That kid that never really does his work in school and spends of his time talking about anything and everything and making people laugh.

Person 1: Oh My God! xD He is SOOO Lachlan!
Person 2: Yeah I know, he nevers does his work but fuck he is funny lol

by The Real Definition Not A bastard :K January 11, 2009