wigger lipped

when a white person nigger lips a joint or cigarette, and then when confronted, completely deny the allegation and begin to emote gangsterly as an attempt to intimidate the smoke-sharers into disregarding that his/her big dumbass chili-bowl lips soaked that shit

ted: "why the fuck is this joint so wet"

destructocon: "fred wigger lipped it"

fred: "no i fucking didnt u bonk ass niggas, say it again, bet i knock yo dome"

ted: "fred thats a nice suit, whered u get it from"

by joseph_salchurtinski August 5, 2009

biscuit lipped porchmonkey

same thing as saying nigger

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out

by gmoney618 June 1, 2011

swivel lipped

Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.

Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

goat-lipped hussy

Redneck term used by a redneck to describe his wife's lips in comparison to a goat when they are experiencing marital problems.

"Sandy, you're a fuckin' goat-lipped hussy. All you do is bitch bitch bitch! I like my goat Shelby better than I do your hormonal ass"

"Henry, you take your sorry ass and your fuckin' goat back to your mom's house. I'm sick of your shit!"

by Todd Tyree October 19, 2008

Little Lipped Lesbian

An angry lesbian who is cursed with tiny lips which causes her to look even more pissed off.

I work with this Little Lipped Lesbian named Lainey and anytime the manager walks in, her lips retract coz she is fuming for not getting her holidays approved.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020

Big Lipped Alligator Moment

A musical scene from a film that has little or no bearing to the plot, comes from pretty much out of nowhere, and after it's finished, no one ever speaks of it again.

This can also be used when you and your best friend do something completely random, decide that it makes no sense, and vow to never speak of it again.

Originally found in the Nostalgia Critic/Nostalgia Chick review of "FernGully 2," some of these moments are:
-The Pink Elephants from "Dumbo."
-The song at the very end of "All Dogs Go To Heaven."
-The tunnel scene from the Gene Wilder version of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."

Kate: So, how was the play last night?
Peter: It was okay. Herp Derp.
(Then the two just start derping for a while.)
Kate: Well, that was quite a Big Lipped Alligator Moment. Let us never speak of this randomness again.
Peter: Agreed.

by fandomgirl92 June 11, 2013

ruby-lipped mau mau

Derogatory word for African-Americans, used primarily in San Antonio, TX by Mexican-Americans.

Oye, I hear your sister is going out with that ruby-lipped mau mau.

by Cleo Chase June 21, 2005