Lincoln

A person who is cheap and drunk all the time. He finds satisfaction in sitting around doing absolutely nothing but drinking beer. Boring and lifeless, adds nothing to the table.

#1 Wanna go out and have fun tonight?

#2 Na, I don't feel like doing anything

#1 Man you're such a Lincoln

by LLKOOLJAY February 8, 2010

Lincoln

the act of ejaculating in one's hand, calling attention to oneself, and then flinging the jizz in another's face. Always followed withe an exclamation of "How was the play!" Can be done during sex or under normal daily circumstances.

"Hey Mary!"

"Yes"

"How was the play!"

"Ahhh!"

by Herr Stehpinkler July 16, 2008

Lincoln

Small town in Rhode Island. Full of assholes. Usually called Drinkin' Lincoln or L-Town because there's nothing to do here but get drunk and high. Located next to Providence the state capital.

Person 1: Wanna go to Lincoln Woods and smoke a blunt?
Person 2: Sure, nothing else to do without going into Providence.

by svnate9 April 18, 2011

Lincoln

A guy with a rice dick that can’t make a girl happy

Lincoln: I have a 10 mm penis

by Who’s Joe October 9, 2019

Lincoln

Someone who likes to lick tongues and is a jerk sometimes and he could be your local drug dealer and he kidnaps children.

Theres a Lincoln on my street

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Lincoln

A poon , his girlfriend hits better than he does , generally has a tiny pecker . He drives horrible trucks and his girlfriend (if he can get one) has a bigger truck than this . A genuine dumbass . :)

Dude look at that kid , he is a natural Lincoln

by allitellisthetruth June 11, 2016

the lincoln

A cumshot to the back of the head.

I was hitting it from behind,then I gave her The Lincoln.

by I. M. Groot May 17, 2017