wigger lipped

when a white person nigger lips a joint or cigarette, and then when confronted, completely deny the allegation and begin to emote gangsterly as an attempt to intimidate the smoke-sharers into disregarding that his/her big dumbass chili-bowl lips soaked that shit

ted: "why the fuck is this joint so wet"

destructocon: "fred wigger lipped it"

fred: "no i fucking didnt u bonk ass niggas, say it again, bet i knock yo dome"

ted: "fred thats a nice suit, whered u get it from"

by joseph_salchurtinski August 5, 2009

biscuit lipped porchmonkey

same thing as saying nigger

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out

by gmoney618 June 1, 2011

swivel lipped

Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.

Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

laped

a rape of the lips. a forced kiss onto someone without consent.

He locked the door to the bathroom and laped me!

by ross the boss09 May 4, 2009

loaped

high; baked; smoked-out

Dude, this morning i was totally loaped!

by chchchchchchchablaze August 29, 2009

goat-lipped hussy

Redneck term used by a redneck to describe his wife's lips in comparison to a goat when they are experiencing marital problems.

"Sandy, you're a fuckin' goat-lipped hussy. All you do is bitch bitch bitch! I like my goat Shelby better than I do your hormonal ass"

"Henry, you take your sorry ass and your fuckin' goat back to your mom's house. I'm sick of your shit!"

by Todd Tyree October 19, 2008

Little Lipped Lesbian

An angry lesbian who is cursed with tiny lips which causes her to look even more pissed off.

I work with this Little Lipped Lesbian named Lainey and anytime the manager walks in, her lips retract coz she is fuming for not getting her holidays approved.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020