lehman

A large boorish man who threatens others with gay sex. A lehman is often a bear.

That lehman cut in line and threatened me with anal rape!

by Hank Chinaski January 29, 2006

Layman's land

The area between the scrote and the sphyncter on guys or the fuckhole and the muckhole on women.

She had a solid love of licking my layman's land; who was I to deter her?

by Younez May 14, 2007

British Leyland

The essence of bad workmanship, foolish management practices, banal marketing, bizarre financial decisions, crazed Union Officials - fused with genius.

British Leyland cars from the 50s to the Noughties... Riley, Wolseley, Vanden Plas, Farina, Allegro, Marina, Herald, Sprite, Midget, MGV8GT, Stag, Vitesse, Dolomite, P5, SD1, 90, Ambassador, Sterling, Princess, Maxi, Mini, Montego, Maestro, Metro...
Freelander, Discovery, Range Rover, 75.
Oh, and Jaguar/Daimler.
To name but a few.

by cordeaux September 22, 2007

jens lehmann

German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.

Jens Lehmann is probably the best german goalkeeper as of right now.

by Pobecax April 22, 2006

Jens Lehmann

Jens Lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. In one match he knees an unsuspecting Matt Jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he's walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by David Bentley and goes down like he's been shot. When he realised the ref wasn't giving anything he got straight back up. Also is a master of deliberate time wasting.

Person 1: Jens Lehmann is a complete fuckwit!
Person 2: Stfu he is a complete legend..

by Das Jens December 9, 2008

layman's terms

Saying something technical/confusing in an easy to understand manner (like when someone says a confusing phrase, whilst the other is like "SPEAK ENGLISH!")

"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, 'Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out'"

by Cakeisalie January 3, 2008

Leysan

Tatar bombshell, known all around the world as the coolest dico-dancing biotch, who gets drunk without a drop of alcohol and who will seduce you with her exotic dish washing dance moves!! Careful not to get swept away looking into her deep dark mysterious eyes. A single word from her golden lips will destroy your volition and make you submit to her ever-longing desire.

Guy 1: OMG, OMG OMGOMGOMG here she comes!
Guy 2: It's Leysan. I met her in the Amazonian rain forest three years ago.
Guy 1: Leysan is bitching but totally not a bitch!
Guy 2: Yea, she is so amazingly cool, and she knows like 5 languages... she's like an international woman of mystery - a female James Bond.
Guy 1: Yeah I'm so in love with her, but I don't think I have a chance at conquering her untamable heart.
**Leysan gracefully passes the two boys, blows a kiss, and disappears into the mist**
Guy 2: OMG, SHE IS SO HOT
Guy 1: Totally, dude!

by SiryjVovk March 15, 2009