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lesbianage

when a girl is still flying under the gaydar about her extreme desire to bump cooters, lick beav, bullfrog the vag, scooby doo the furry hatchet wound, etc.

in other words, she is still believed by most to play the meat trombone, play the bagpipes, pull the ripcord, etc.
man, i thought for sure i was going to get laid last night. who in their right mind would have thought i'd strike out. classic case of lesbianage! i wish her the best of luck on her beef curtain quest, maybe soon she will share it with the rest of the world.
by graybooski got phucked by elco January 21, 2010
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Lesbionage

The act of being a lesbian, in which one lesbian spies on another, and commits acts of self pleasure.
OMG Cindy has been committing acts of lesbionage since she moved in to her new apartment!
by Blake_yo March 16, 2008
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Lesbianage

The combination of the words lesbian and espionage to create a word meaning a female who is secretly (taken from espionage) a lesbian (taken from the word.. you guessed it! lesbian).
Any girl or woman you feel may secretly be hiding there sexuallity can be called a lesbianage.

Example 1
Girl 1: (to Girl 2) Lets go to the bathroom!

Girl 2: Okay!

Guy 1: You guys are such lebianages!

Example 2.
Girl 1: (to Girl 2) You look good tonight!

Girl 2: Thanks! So do you!

Guy 1: You two are such lebianages!
by Ben-jay-mon February 17, 2009
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lesbonage

a voyage on which lesbians go in order to search for other lesbians
Girl 1: "Aw, man. My girlfriend just broke up with me."
Girl 2: "That sucks...we should TOTALLY go on a lesbonage."
Girl 1: "Okay, we can take my dykemobile."
by dykesonbroadway February 19, 2011
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Lesbincel

Term used in Tumblr to describe a toxic and mysoginistic lesbian similar to male incels when it comes to how they view/treat other women.

Examples of their behavior include looking down at straight and bisexual women for choosing to date male partners, an almost creepy obsession with the thought of turning any straight women into loving vagina and harrassing and puting down any women that rejects them and/or their views. Lesbincels are often associated with the radfem label due to how they perceive women dating men as handmaidens, sex toys or cumdumpsters, "asking to be abused" or "having internalized mysoginy".

And alternative to this term is the word incelbian.
Tumblr User #1: if you are a woman dating a man and you are being abused you deserve that and more for not choosing a female partner instead
Tumblr User #2: Lesbincel.

Tumblr User #1 in another post: anyways @ all straight women, learn to admit that us gay women will always be superior to you uwu
Tumblr User #3: Lesbincel.

Tumblr User #1 in another post: nothing fills me more with rage than seeing a woman dating a man when she could be dating another woman, she's asking to have her body and life ruined by him
Tumblr User #4: Lesbincel.
by hamstah August 9, 2018
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lesbianmilfs

One of my mutuals that is funny and weird, you’re cool ig🙄, and I’m not racist
Lesbianmilfs is secretly racist
by bakzuku June 3, 2021
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Lesbonade

A drink that the lesbians drink. Cocktails commonly drank by the lesbians.

Nasty or poor tasting lemonade, sometimes making you feel all dirty like a lesbian; Or lemonade or another drink made or mixed by a lesbian.
Diane: "Want a Malibu and pineapple?"

Sarah: "Hell no I don't drink lesbonade."

Alex: "Try the lemonade Gina made, John."

John: (Tries it) "Yuck. Gina made some straight lesbonade, it's disgusting."
by Inklor August 15, 2009
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