too legitimate to quit-imate

a different way of saying too legit to quit.

wow that guy was too legitimate to quit-imate

by Xenocrates April 3, 2011

legitimify

v. to make something too legit to quit.

I'm going to legitimify this turkey sandwich to make sure it's delicioussss.

I went to the salon to legitimify my hair.

by oprebsherach January 19, 2009

Legitimate One-Upper

Where a one-upper tells you a bigger and better story, usually by making it up, a Legitimate One-Upper doesn't make anything up because they really are bigger and better than you.

Player: Dude, you see those girls over there? Yeah. I totally banged them last night..

Rich Player: Oh them? I did them last weekend. And their sisters...

Player: *Mutters* Damn, you Legitimate One-Upper...

by KtotheQ May 23, 2010

Legitimatic

To describe something or a situation as legit or good.

Eric: I shoulda caught a yeti... They're tight as hell! Good vibes good vibes.
Josh: Damn son sounds legitimatic.

by Take it hard November 27, 2010

Legitimate shortcut

Within the rules cutting through bull**** and red tape to get directly to the issue.

The professor took a legitimate shortcut to ensure the sanity of his students and colleagues.

by Dr. Gallesa March 31, 2020

legitimate rape

A type of rape that is considered to be unlawful in a court of law. Not all "rapes" are unlawful, for instance between spouses, between adults who consented at the time of the sexual activity in question and later recanted, or between consenting adults who were mutually engaged in role-playing.

"If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.” -- Rep. Todd Akin

by Lovenhate August 23, 2012

legitimate

born in wedlock

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.

by jesus November 16, 2003