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P-996 Lazer

This is the fighter jet off of Grand Theft Auto 5. This is not to be confused with the new Hydra jet from the Heists update. This is a normal fighter jet. It has missiles, lock-on missiles, and a machine gun cannon with explosive rounds. It is found in Fort Zancudo.
I got a P-996 Lazer! I'm going to give everyone air support now.
by RachelNorton22 March 12, 2015
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lateral beauty

Someone who looks attractive from the side but not from the front.
Person 1: Damn, did you see that guy? He is hot!
Person 2: Wait till you see him head-on.
Person 1: Yikes! Now that is some lateral beauty.
by Wog October 19, 2004
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LazerPig

The most based defense analyst in the history of modern warfare. Only barely outclassed by Sun Tzu.
I'd let LazerPig have my babies
by Most credible defender September 14, 2022
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Lateral fuckery

Collegial coitus at the equivalent professional status within the same company.
My colleague and I participated in lateral fuckery during the national sales meeting.
by Demant February 16, 2021
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Lazer Chad

A youtuber / streamer / artist . also a part of KAG clan and the GG smp.
by mr Goat 69 April 16, 2021
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Black Lazer

Yo wassup guys its Black lazer welcome back to another video.
by Mincraf lets play March 10, 2022
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lizerable

I've never heard of someone so miserable despite being surrounded by comics, cats, and pop punk as Liz Prince. She is absolutely lizerable. www.lizprincepower.com
by tsphonyts November 17, 2011
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