Larging

The act of waiting several days before taking a shit. Making the turd “large”.

Part of a new health trend in California to save water.

I’d ask to use the bathroom, but I’m larging this week.

by The Larger May 2, 2022

Language LARPing

People, usually weebs, who pretend to learn a language but don't actually learn anything, they just like to play pretend. People who Language LARP focus on things that they don't need to know, just because they think it's cool, then they get upset and cry when they have no clue what is going on, and stop learning the language altogether, only to say to people "I used to be fluent in (insert language), but I forgot!"

Something that people on reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/ do all the time.

"Where can I find good anime for learning the Osaka dialect? 藁う(means LOL in Japanese v^-^v)"

"Try actually learning regular Japanese first, you Language LARPing weeb"

by nazicumfarts October 14, 2018

Landing Pad

When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.

"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"

by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011

Mars Landing

A Mars Landing is performed in the dark by transferring the burning remains of your joint to the tip your burning cigarette so you don't burn your lips. As you make the transfer, the small, glowing joint looks like it's approaching a larger glowing orb, like the "red planet" Mars.

"Damn. I'm burning my lips. You got a clip for this joint?"

"No. But you can put it on my cigarette."

"A Mars Landing. Good thinking."

by girthatron July 6, 2010

Corporate LARPing

Live Action Role Play consisting of dressing and acting like middle-aged business men. This is usually done in large groups in corporate settings such as hotel bars or conference rooms.

"I think those three guys who crashed the business lunch were just corporate larping"

by Bill from HR October 7, 2011

glen landing middle school

a school that suck and is filled with snakes,clowns,hoes,sluts,snakes

glen landing middle school sucks

by pokadotpuppies44 September 10, 2019

lardigan

A woollen item of clothing tied round the waist or draped over the shoulders of fat women to try and hide their rolls of fat

Look at Sharon, she thinks she can diguise her fat by wearing a lardigan

by Dave Kilburn September 11, 2005