Landon

Landon is honestly the perfect guy. He knows exactly what to say to warm a girl's heart. Many girls are jealous of his girlfriend. He is tall, athletic and definitely a gentleman. Landon is always funny and can make any girl blush. Landon is the perfect guy

Girl1- dude, look how charming that guy is
Girl2- he must be a landon

by Mr. Joeswager March 31, 2016

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landon'd

The act of a man ejaculating, usually on a girl, and then licking off his sperm.

That girl just got "landon'd".

by akalie May 29, 2008

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Lando

n. Someone who is made to appear to be a traitor, bad friend or dick, due only to unfortunate circumstance.

Lando Calrissian is a character from the original Star Wars trilogy, who is given no choice but to betray the central characters.

Matt: Can you believe how much of a dick Randy has been tonight? He stole my beer and then cockblocked me. What a prick.

Trey: Nah, he's just a Lando. He saw Eric piss in that beer he gave you, but didn't want to start any shit. And then he stopped you from getting with Liane- don't you know she has herpes?

by DaimyoLingo February 22, 2011

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