What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.
The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.
The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.
Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.
Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?
Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?
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A laggydan is someone who experiences a slow and poor connection to the internet and is subjected to ridicules of his comrades and peers. This mostly happens in online games, on various platforms. This is a British saying and people in other countries may not understand what the term means. People tend to use laggydan as an insult to show their anger towards eachother.
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Get the laggo mug.When your game or video is slowed down due to internet. Most of the time in a game its someone else's internet that slows the game server down.
Yo who's laggin it up??
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Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.
Symptoms include:
Missing 8 am's by 3 hours
Eating at 3 am
Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day
Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm
and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.
Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
Symptoms include:
Missing 8 am's by 3 hours
Eating at 3 am
Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day
Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm
and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.
Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)
Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?
Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.
Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?
Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?
Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.
Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?
Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.
Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?
Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?
Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.
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