lofus 

A gigantic horse dick. Very long and big around as a beer can!
Jesus, Travis has a fukin lofus.
Jolley wishes he had a lofus like Travis! Ta Dow!
Source: Animalmuther 22 Tree Roberts, Virginia

I was walkin the other day and my knees were killin me from all the tick tockin my gigantic LOFUS was doin betwixed me legs...
Jolley wishes he had a lofus like Travis! Ta Dow!

lofus by Animalmuther 22 Tree Roberts July 30, 2008

Lukus 

A fat sack of crap, that takes it in the butt.

Your being such a fat Lukus right now!

Lukus by ipeepeeontrees October 11, 2008

Lukus 

a really gay kid, named lukus. who probably masturbates to tom holland

"Im so gay!"
"is that a Lukus reference?"

Lukus by anonymous June 14, 2022

lucus zeller 

A kind young boy, who will make your heart skip a beat just by the way he laughs. He is an optimistic, out going type but holds back his real feelings. He'll be there for you when no one els is but he'll do his best to try and make you laugh. He is comical and you can't help but immediately be greatfull for having him in your life.

Wow, I am very greatfull for having Lucus zeller in my life!

lucus zeller by Littlewoman April 11, 2015

lubus

A lubrication specialist. Dedicated to the art of lubing.

My piece of shit car sounded like a cat caught in a combine, so I took it to the shop an the lubus changed the oil an greezed the bull pinions. Now she purrs like a kitten.

lubus by Lubin4SRTs November 9, 2003

lupus 

new form of rock music that is a mix between '80's thrash a la slayer, grunge (eg- the jesus lizard, mudhoney), and real punk like Dead Kennedys and Misfits

have you heard about that new lupus band that's playing tonight?

lupus by Nich Schwartz March 17, 2004

lupus bug

When you are diagnosed with lupus, your friend wraps themself around you to comfort and shield you from the horrible disease that has invaded your body!

I would be really upset about my lupus, but my lupus bug keeps me happy!!

lupus bug by Loralye November 27, 2007