lube luck

This phrase can be used to wish someone good luck who is about to get screwed over, not in a sexual way but more in a life situation

David: Dude, I'm about to get my ass kicked at work, I stuffed up big time with a major client so my boss is angry and wants to see me!

Jeremy: you're fucked, lube luck to you.

by jimoth_halp October 29, 2020

lube up

(vb.) To apply lubricant to the anus or vagina in preparation for sexual congress.

Patrick: "lube up Clive, I gotta hankering for some arse lovin'"

by VegasMalone June 22, 2020

lube up

to prepare for a difficult task at hand

esp. to study for a very hard test

Today's Differential Equation test is going to hurt no matter what, but I did lube up last night by reading all my notes.

by derpdederpdederp June 10, 2010

lube skyballer

Luke Skywalker except with way more lube and anal.

Lube skyballer is signaling

by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018

lube disguise

The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.

I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.

by ndrndr October 8, 2008

Lube-Gloss

Personal lubricant (usually flavoured and/or scented) which can also be smeared onto a woman's lips and used in lieu of lipgloss.

"Shit, Othon...my lips are chaffing after giving you bj and I left my chapstick back in Australia. Would you hand me the lube-gloss?"

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 1, 2009

Lube Alert

Lube Alert! when u use Maple Syrup as lubricant

Old man: "Damn i used the maple syrup again honey i need to call Lube alert"

Lube man: "hello sir how can i help you?"

Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"

by Abtou April 13, 2009