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Gorilla Lookin Ass

A female who is so attractive you would literally kill a gorilla to fuck her. Alternatively you would pay an handsome fee to have her ride your face like a circus train full of gorillas. One might also jump out of a bush like a gorilla to surprise her with a tasty beverage and then fuck her vigorously....like a gorilla. The phrase stems from the primal, reproductive pull that is so out-of-control that all forethought is completely lost on the beholder. This is when the man beholding that “gorilla lookin ass” will literally turn his wallet inside out just to get a whiff of that gorilla lookin ass.
“I just dropped a G on that Gorilla Lookin Ass. Her baby daddy don’t even know that I just busted my nut all up in it. “

“As soon as I saw that Gorilla lookin ass, money started fallin outta my bank.”

“I used to be rich, until I saw that gorilla lookin ass...now she rich”
by WonkasWillie December 19, 2019
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Vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker

A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.
A: Isn´t that Billy over there?

B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?

A: Yes.
by Scharcoon February 27, 2018
mugGet the Vegetable lookin´ass motherfuckermug.

dumbass lookin ass mf

A motherfucker who appeals to be mentally retarded provided he also looks ugly. Most used in rap battle
dumbass lookin ass mf shut yo bitch ass up i knew you wouldnt come
by thereallockman October 21, 2022
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playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.
random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.
by JewelsHax February 10, 2019
mugGet the playground swing lookin assmug.

charlie brown lookin ass

A person who is bad at melee and their ass looks like Charlie Brown

Interchangeable with sally pickles lookin ass
Person 1: I bet I can beat u in melee

Person 2: ok try me
Person 1: *gets bodied*
Person 2: you’re so bad you Charlie Brown lookin ass
by 69420master_of _sex May 9, 2018
mugGet the charlie brown lookin assmug.

tall tree lookin ass

"I'm short so get your tall tree lookin ass out of my way."
by Littletyke May 19, 2017
mugGet the tall tree lookin assmug.

taco lookin ass

That one Latinn cunt who act like he got no time for his friends.
Alex is a fuckin taco lookin ass bitch.
by Lazyloocoo June 8, 2016
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