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left lane manager

Driver who rushes up behind you while you’re driving in the left lane on the highway and rides your ass until you move over to the right.
Uh oh, got a dickhead left lane manager on my ass, better move over before this fucktard barrels into us and kills us.
by creedlawofwny July 8, 2023
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Get in the left lane

If someone asks you to get in the left lane they want to engage in sexual intercourse with you
You should ask that really hot guy if he wants to “get in the left lane
by loopssjahiiol August 21, 2023
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Left Lane

a term referring to the left Lane warriors a small very dangerous gang of YNs and YCs in the south eastern Minnesota region.

you can usually detect them by there pontiacs and black bandanas although they are not associated with the bloods but rather they are a crips gang set and only use red in there vehicle colors. EX red pontiac

one of the founding members was a left Lanes warrior named landyn M who drove a red Pontiac and was kind of a jerk to everyone and acted like a thug even though he was white.

he was an idiot and he thought that driving in the left Lane was faster. this resulted in a group of ycs and yns making fun of him calling him left Lanes, which due to there gang activity left Lane became there primary gang name. it originated in the secondary/juvenile programs in the area but slowly evolved into more

if you ever hear someone being called a left lanes warrior, bully them sevearly
Nah he in the red Pontiac wit dem bandana he a left lanes warrior.

or
Left lanes warrior type sh-
by TheRealNerd December 5, 2025
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Left lane Lucas McCain

Long haul Truck Driver hauling livestock, usually in a Peterbilt or W9 Kenworth. The trucks aren't governed & they're usually in the left lane passing other traffic because that particular cargo has to be expedited.
If you're only going the speed limit out west, stay outta the hammer lane when you see left lane Lucas McCain in your mirror!
by Dr Dre' October 14, 2023
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left laning

The act of getting fellated by a fine beezy while driving a automobile.
I was left laning it yesterday. Betty gives good brain.
by left laner October 27, 2007
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Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.
I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.
by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023
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Left Lane Larry

A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesn’t discriminate—he might be a local with a “Salt Life” decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.

Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.

He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.

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Common Traits:

Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)

Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013

Uses cruise control as a personality trait

Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)

May sport bumper stickers like:

“I brake for butterflies”

“My other car is a prayer”

Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”

Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
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