Literalist

Someone who takes things too damn seriously

Person 1: She's mine
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist

by Nabcore March 9, 2015

Lateraluz

I sexy manly beast who dwells in a Discord server for the mentally ill but is the only sane one.

Lateraluz the real man

by Laterlus October 1, 2018

Laternals

Relates to a latino gang. Guys with swagger that walk around packin heat and sagging there pants.

Look at those Laternals right there! Lets get out of here!

by mrchip44 May 25, 2010

Lateral escalation

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.

Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.

by The judge 1903 July 7, 2016

Lateral bloom

Lateral bloom is when two countries with complementary resources form a strategic, mutually-beneficial partnership, resulting in prosperity and a flourishing of both of their economies, education, and people.

The relocation of an up-and-coming IT firm from Bangalore to Armenia created lateral bloom for both economies.

by GlobalistaFC December 1, 2016

lateraling

Definition: A person who believes they are above all others.

Synonyms: lack, pointless, lazy, do nothing

I see you have been lateraling alot lately.

by Axeman51 January 5, 2018

lateral trading

The act of swapping an item for another of the same item for a secondary benefit related to that of the original items.

I innitiated lateral trading for an apple with more seeds than that of the apple I gave in return.

by Sir Pent March 19, 2018