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Nicaraguan Landing Strip

Sexual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her ass out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.
Friend: Dude how did you break you leg.

You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.

Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?
by FatElbowsAreMyThing April 21, 2014
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Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.
"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"
by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012
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Cadbury’s Landing Strip

The residue left on the inside of undergarments from not wiping ones anus properly.
I was sorting out the washing and detected a foul stench. Inspecting my husbands boxer shorts I noticed that the offending smell was the result of a rather large Cadbury’s Landing Strip plastered to the gusset.
by Colin Mckellar February 9, 2022
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2-Ply Landing Strip

Practice by which a male during masturbation pulls a length of toilet paper from the roll just before the point of ejaculation without tearing off the piece, thereby creating a "landing strip" for his semen to land on.
"The other day I tried to make a 2-Ply Landing Strip, but I over shot and my boys crashed into the wall."
by Tyranosaurus R. December 23, 2011
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Reverse landing strip

When you shave just the center of pubic hair and not the sides. Also what that Fendi Scarf looks like. (It's not a thing people do.)
by LolJunky October 18, 2018
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poof landing strip

A very nappy, coarse, and thick pubic strip right above the private area of men and/or women. Preferably women. Similar styles include: the hitler, the chewbacca, the slight trim, and the Brazilian wax.
guy: last night, I was gonna get with this 7.3, but when she ripped off her clothes, her giant poof landing strip popped out so I performed a dutch oven on her and told her to leave.
by hankypankydoingthestankylegg January 21, 2010
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Polish landing strip

A female's bush that is not trimmed.
Her Polish landing strip makes it hard to find the good part.
by billthecat April 13, 2010
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