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l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.
Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!
by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016
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S.A.L.S.H.

The S.A.L.S.H. is a very mysterious and powerful entity... and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power!!!

Although the true identity of the S.A.L.S.H. can never be revealed, the mystery behind the social phenomenon swiftly taking the New England area by storm allows believers to make what they want out of it. S.A.L.S.H. is you, S.A.L.S.H. is me, and S.A.L.S.H. is whatever you want it to be.

In the beginning of it all there were only three... On 09/11/2008 in the city of Fitchburg Massachusetts, the three founding fathers of the S.A.L.S.H. came together and formed the trifecta that fueled the formation of an entity that would forever change the universe as we know it today. One man deciphered the physical geography of the realm, The second man created the laws and rules to govern the entity. Finally and ironically the third man who was naive to the S.A.L.S.H. unknowingly created the mystery and upheld the question, "What the fuck is S.A.L.S.H?"
Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap S.A.L.S.H.
by HellzYaKid July 8, 2010
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S.A.L.A.D

Ben: What's the reason they are not paying their bill?
Leif: S.A.L.A.D
by LGEND_24 October 23, 2012
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F.L.A.P.S

Fat Lard Ass Piece of Shit. Other wise known as a stradley.
Person a: how long does it take that fucker to get us some ammo?

Person b: It could be all day, F.L.A.P.S. is takeing his time again!

Person a: Fucking FLAPS!!
by dirtyrottenscoundrel53 November 9, 2008
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L.A.P.S.

L.A.P.S. (Lazy Ass Parent Syndrome) is a disease affecting children with severe behavior disorders. Notable cases include incidents of children with known (and even unknown) mental disorders performing violent crimes due to the negligence of their parents. The disease also affects that annoying child running through the restaurant while you are trying to eat or the other one throwing a fit in the toy section of the store because his/her parent will not buy them a toy.

Cases are common when parents of children choose to pay little to no attention to their children while also neglecting common sense in dealing with their child's other mental illnesses.
Ted: "Guns are a problem just look at that recent shooting where the kid played video games and then went and shot up a (insert destination here)."

Bob: "No Ted, the kid suffered from 'L.A.P.S.' had his parent(s) used an ounce of common sense and locked their fire arms up appropriately knowing they had a mentally unstable child in the house this all could have been avoided."
by Kraizk December 23, 2012
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L.A.W.S. rocket

This acronym is used for a one-shot weapon used in battles/wars. It stands for Light-AntiTank-Weapons-System. It is approximately 4" in diameter and when not being prepared to fire, is collapsed to two to two feet, 10 inches. When extended, readied to be fired, it extends to 3 feet 2 inches and two and a half feet, respectively.
The soldier took out the small tank with a L.A.W.S. rocket.
by BigTime310 May 20, 2016
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s.a.l.s.a

Stop
Acting
Like
Shit is
Alright
Tim: hey how are you dealing with the breakup Jessica ?
Jessica: I’m fine *tries not to get emotional*
Tim: Jess! S.A.L.S.A , it’s okay to be upset.
by Zolo Jazz Kup August 13, 2018
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