Also known as the the result of what happens when a man takes a beast for his wife. Not just one beast ....but multiple. It is completely normal for a male to experience feelings of beastiality. Levels of maturity play a huge factor when choosing which beast to mate with. The moans that can be heard from such an act can be compared to those heard when one experiences Sverige. The offspring, also known as a Kristen Sverige, will one day come of age and start their mission to luring new beasts into this life style. But don't be fooled by it's sqwaking, this will never be normal or okay.
Jake: omg bro what is that horrendous noise?!?
Baxter: idk but I kinda wanna find out!
Tad: DONT DO IT MAN, that's a Kristen Sverige, it wants you to mate with it!
Baxter: idk but I kinda wanna find out!
Tad: DONT DO IT MAN, that's a Kristen Sverige, it wants you to mate with it!
by Haymee August 11, 2023
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Get the Kristen Stewart mug.Kristen Stewart is a pot smoking weirdo that is an American actress, who works in indie films after she got shit for being Bella and making a Hustle for money during the twilight day's she's now worth over 50 million dollars
She's also a hot ass lesbian that's why her fan's are called krisbians there the only one who sees she has talent And if you don't believe that your stuck in 2010 just watch "personal shopper" and "certain women" your small mind would be surprised and if you still don't believe that
She's the first American actress to win a French a cesar it's like a French Oscar
She also doesn't give a fuck about bras and loves the middle finger.
She's also a hot ass lesbian that's why her fan's are called krisbians there the only one who sees she has talent And if you don't believe that your stuck in 2010 just watch "personal shopper" and "certain women" your small mind would be surprised and if you still don't believe that
She's the first American actress to win a French a cesar it's like a French Oscar
She also doesn't give a fuck about bras and loves the middle finger.
Homophobic mom: honey who is Kristen Stewart girl on your phone
Random kid: some lesbian stoner girl from L.A
Homophobic mom: I really don't want you to like that girl
Random kid: it's hard not to like her if your a lesbian like
Homophobic mom: Excues me
Random kid: where called the krisbians mom
Random kid: some lesbian stoner girl from L.A
Homophobic mom: I really don't want you to like that girl
Random kid: it's hard not to like her if your a lesbian like
Homophobic mom: Excues me
Random kid: where called the krisbians mom
by Imalesbianbarbz September 29, 2019
Get the Kristen Stewart mug.A really talented actress who is sadly hated for her role as Bella in twilight while she played in super cool movies like speak or spencer
Also she’s cool af
Also she’s cool af
Stupid bitch: uh I don’t wanna see this movie, Kristen Stewart sucks she can’t act!
Clever swagy dude: stfu and grew up, it’s been a decade since twilight you have to fucking move on..
Clever swagy dude: stfu and grew up, it’s been a decade since twilight you have to fucking move on..
by Pu$$ywagon February 17, 2022
Get the Kristen Stewart mug.A very talented actress! She has became so confident and has really grew on her acting skills threw the years! She has played in many movies and is incredibly gorgeous/hot!
She is also a strong independent woman who inspires a lot of people. You may know her mostly from twilight, which she plays Bella Swan in.
She is also a strong independent woman who inspires a lot of people. You may know her mostly from twilight, which she plays Bella Swan in.
by anonymous January 7, 2021
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People are being mean saying she's a bad actress. I personally think she's an extraordinary actress, drop dead beautiful, and born to act. But for those of you who disagree, there is still no reason to hate her. Maybe she just wasn't born to act. Maybe acting just isn't her thing. There is no reason to hate her because of her flaws. Everyone has flaws, even characters! Maybe she is a genius in other things. I just wish people would learn to accept her flaws, not decline it. She's not full of flaws. People are only looking at her from one perspective, her flaws. But maybe it's about time people look at her from a different perspective, her good side. She smiles, alright! And she's beautiful. All I'm asking is to look at her positive side, not her negative side. She has a positive side too, by the way!
By the way, IF YOU'RE GOING TO HATE HER, CAN'T YOU HATE HER PRIVATELY! THIS IS ONLINE, PEOPLE! THE PERSON YOU HATE CAN SEE ALL THIS! CAN YOU SPARE SOMEONE'S FEELINGS, PLEASE! COULD YOU BELIEVE IF PEOPLE ARE POSTING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU ALL OVER THE INTERNET? SPARE HER FEELINGS, WILL YOU!
No matter how much you hate her, you're going too far if you're repeatedly posting horrid stuff about her that's just your opinion but might seem true to some people. Please think about that before you post anything about anyone you hate, not just Kristen Stewart, and do think about the positive.
People are being mean saying she's a bad actress. I personally think she's an extraordinary actress, drop dead beautiful, and born to act. But for those of you who disagree, there is still no reason to hate her. Maybe she just wasn't born to act. Maybe acting just isn't her thing. There is no reason to hate her because of her flaws. Everyone has flaws, even characters! Maybe she is a genius in other things. I just wish people would learn to accept her flaws, not decline it. She's not full of flaws. People are only looking at her from one perspective, her flaws. But maybe it's about time people look at her from a different perspective, her good side. She smiles, alright! And she's beautiful. All I'm asking is to look at her positive side, not her negative side. She has a positive side too, by the way!
By the way, IF YOU'RE GOING TO HATE HER, CAN'T YOU HATE HER PRIVATELY! THIS IS ONLINE, PEOPLE! THE PERSON YOU HATE CAN SEE ALL THIS! CAN YOU SPARE SOMEONE'S FEELINGS, PLEASE! COULD YOU BELIEVE IF PEOPLE ARE POSTING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU ALL OVER THE INTERNET? SPARE HER FEELINGS, WILL YOU!
No matter how much you hate her, you're going too far if you're repeatedly posting horrid stuff about her that's just your opinion but might seem true to some people. Please think about that before you post anything about anyone you hate, not just Kristen Stewart, and do think about the positive.
Hater: do you think Kristen Stewart is beautiful?
Fan: yeah, sure!
Hater: She's not
Fan: accept her flaws
Fan: yeah, sure!
Hater: She's not
Fan: accept her flaws
by Ginny Weasley June 20, 2021
Get the Kristen Stewart mug.An emotionless girl who stars as the leading role in the Twilight Saga. She seems always depressed and awkward when out in public. Even though she's boring, she's beautiful in her own way.
by the girl from the computer November 27, 2012
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