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Kevin Kristopher Kruise

An imaginary boyfriend made up by a completely insane 15 year old questionably female individual. Kevin is from a family of 6-12 children, all of which are boys, and he has/had an indentical twin brother who commited suicide.

Kevin can also be used as an exclamation when something is completely rediculous or fake.
"That chick's boobs are so fake."
"Yeah, Kevin Kristopher Kruise is realer than those."
by Heidi Brenntmann March 30, 2009
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Khristopher

Someone who is severely autistic and cannot Communicate very we'll. As of a result he tends to scream, sing very terrible, or spit out racial and or homophobic s slure. This can also be a combination of all
Person 1: ONNNN MEEE, JACOP IS SO FUCKING GAY

Person 2: Why are you so loud

Person 3: He’s acting like a Khristopher
by BigNibbaOnCampus December 8, 2018
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Kristopher

The guy who ran track in high school, ate baby carrots, and drank expired school chocolate milk all throughout senior year English while studying classic literature.
Wow, I hope my son grows up to be a Kristopher some day!
by Kachow_95 February 18, 2021
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Kristopher

A regular dude with a cool name. Comes from the name Christopher but with a special dazzle on it. He’s lame though
Is that Kristopher? He’s so average, idk why people like him.
by Themanoflameness June 30, 2021
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Kristopher Snowdon

An ex security guard type who has anger issues. The type that gets banned from social media regularly.
Kristopher Snowdon was working at the waterloo when a naked man tried to attack him.
by Rabbi86 October 30, 2021
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Kristopher

the name of a guy that will blow your back out on site
holy shit its Kristopher watch out hes gonna blow our backs out!!!
by kriiisss November 14, 2021
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Kristopher

Kristopher is a guy with the smallest dick and he is very jealous. His soulmate starts with the letter E. Kristopher says he’s straight but we know forsure that he’s gay as fuck, don’t let a Kristopher into your life because he will ruin it. He also plays soccer and he plays girls.
Kristopher fuck you nigg@
by NuggieMan November 22, 2021
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