Jisoo:
Look to your left, you’ll see Korea.
Look to your right, you’ll see Korea.
Look at me, you’ll see Miss Korea.
by @hermitcrb on ig July 31, 2019
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The most amazing country in the world, often deemed "nonexistent" by those uneducated buffoons in the UN. They are a communist country, often covered in a boring drizzle that never seems to end. They call their leader "The Great Leader of East Korea," and he is often seen splashing about in the East Korea Warm Current.
<Person A> Dude, did you travel to East Korea over spring break? Them bitches be PUMPIN'.
<Person B> No, sorry, I wasn't able to. I'm afraid I was busy. But man, you are now so much cooler than me. We should all go to East Korea.
by ZeWoz June 23, 2010
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Threatening to take a dump, then never doing so

Some people say that they need to drop a nuke when they need to shit.
Oh, Jimmy's just doing the ol' North Korea rountine again
by Chris TDH April 30, 2018
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The most worthless "country" in the world. Their "WMDs" can only fly 35 seconds before falling apart. Their soldiers are starving and are still using low-quality guns and equipment dating back to the end of WW2. The people have no food to eat, yet the dumbass leader Kim Jong Il spends 700 grand USD on Hennessy Cognac every year.
by VirusHouse November 4, 2007
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A bizarre Asian twilight zone where the most basic things you've been taught since first grade are untrue. The dictator Kim Jong-il is a deity according to the average citizen. The army is starving, amputations are performed without anesthesia or electricity, and the people are forced to wear uniforms.
North Korea is not a pleasant place to live.
by kmfr November 2, 2010
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Take Japan and replace the anime with K-pop. That's Korea.
Friend: Hey I'm going to Korea.
Me: Oh yeah, that weird country in Asia.
by sushi-taro April 24, 2017
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