Kongoloid

A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.

Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.

You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.

Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.

by seabrook February 25, 2011

kondoot

Kondoot is a mythical polish creature, it is used by parents to scare them into eating their greens. It is said in polish myths that the kondoot is the alter-ego of a wise man named konrad but when he goes into the forest and gets stoned he become the evil kondoot

Eat your veg or kondoot will come while you sleep

by Rpatso November 19, 2018

kontol

Synonym of Penis in Indonesian language.

Do you want to suck my kontol?

by soeharto February 17, 2004

Dan Konopka

Dan Konopka is the drummer for the wonderful, amazing band OK Go. Some people would lead you to think he isn't important -- that he doesn't matter. Why, do you suppose?

HIS HUMBLENESS EXCEEDS YOUR BRAINPOWER, that's why.

He is good-looking, suave, but dreadfully overlooked for the more mainstream looks of Damian Kulash, Jr. and Andy Ross or the oddities of Tim Nordwind. Yet, beneath the spicy, creative shows of them, underneath lies the sweet, delightfully awkward persona of Dan.

Hormone-infused girl: Mmm...Damian...you are too DELICIOUS! Oh, oh, here look, it's a picture of him, and he's almost NAKED.

Smart girl: Psh. Sure, he looks good, but I like Dan better....

Hormone-infused girl: ...who?

Smart girl: facepalm

Also --

atianafiorella: and Dan Konopka. no one really cares about Dan.

Me: ...how...how dare you?!

by AnIowan March 3, 2011

koji kondo

Composes video game music for Nintendo. The most well-known video game composer in the world, I'm sure... which still isn't saying much.

Koji Kondo is one of the pioneers of video game music.

by Slim November 22, 2004

kodjo

Person or object coming from 2 different places. Usually a mix of African and European. They are very rare, and very unique. If you come by one, you'll be content. They also go by the name of "hybrids".

Gabi: No...
Ksenia: What is it?
Gabi: Is that a... Kodjo?
Ksenia: Oh damn... Yeah that's a Kodjo.
Gabi & Ksenia: Wow (with admiration)
Gabi: He glows
Kodjo: Hey guys!

by Gabiesmr April 2, 2007

Konoplev

A Russian surname which translates as "Of the cannabis ". The Russian word for cannabis is Konoplya.

"Whats your name?"
"Konoplev"
"For real? get outa here!"

by D Kon May 13, 2008