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Kline and Dash 

To intentionally, or through negligence, break a piece of functionality, immediately before going on vacation.
Brad: "Why doesn't the ordering service work today? It worked fine yesterday!"

Jerehmiah "Kris Kline is on vacation today. Looks like we have a Kline and Dash"
Kline and Dash by HomageToHuman December 15, 2010
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A super nice, cute guy with a gorgeous smile who will never realise when chicks like him. talented, funny and a general great friend. super funny to get slammed with.
"wow you like him?"

"yeah, i can't help it. it's a shame he's such a Kainen about it."
Kainen by RRRRRaaawe. April 5, 2010

hila kleiner 

A person who actively supports Hila Klein, co-host of H3H3 Productions and wife of Ethan Klein. Mockery of "jake pauler"
hila kleiner by Cock sucker31 April 19, 2018
The best person you will ever meet. Usually popular and has tons of friends she’s also beautiful, and usually Denies it, all of the boys want her SO bad, she’s really chill hit her up she’s always looking to meet new people, she’s super friendly and sporty, most of the time is really good at everything she does... but don’t ask her for some extra cash cuz she’s usually broke, probably spent all of her money on random shot she doesn’t need (again) she’s also awesome in bed, and is usually a good time while drunk, or she’s crying about her MULTIPLE ex’s that she swears she doesn’t care about anymore. she also gets tired of relationships quickly and is a heartbreaker. Bottles up her feelings and is afraid so be vaulnerable. Loves trying new things and super adventurous, all girls wants to be her, all of the guys want her. She’s super skinny and on the tall side. She loves animals and boys.. I could go on and on.. she’s basically perfect.
Guy 1: omg is that Klaire

Guy2: yea she’s so hot you should ask her out.
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Girl 1: omg that’s klaire!

Girl 2: omg should we talk to her. I NEED to be friends with her.

Kleiner Nuttn 

Man kann es jederzeit überall anwenden, wenn man einem allbekannten Nuttensohn begegnet,
Aber benutzt es sachte, manche Nuttensöhne neigen zu langen Fremdwortgespickten moralpredigten nachdem man sie "kleiner Nuttn" genannt hat.
Der Boss:"hey du kleiner nuttn
Der Nuttensohn"du konjungierst das dritte wort im falschem plural kasus also reflektiere deine Wortwahl im Physikalischem anus bananus"
Kleiner Nuttn by Gewalt October 1, 2020
super smexy hott tall guy whose an awesome boyfriend and has the sexiiest girls and luvs being with his best friends and playing sports
kaine by i get many girls October 25, 2010