kife

A fairly specific word of limited application, it refers to the foreign matter (pine needles, leaf bits, bugs, poleen, etc.) that collects and floats in drinking water or soup or tea or coffee while you are camping. You strain or skim it off before you ingest the good stuff.

Tea's ready, hon! You'll have to skim the kife off yourself, but don't worry... it just adds extra vitamin K.

by Cluin February 28, 2004

kife

Terms used by teenaged drug addicts refering to a bad toke off a joint. This usually results in sever coughing

Man that joint was kife.
That bong blows nothing but kife.

by Balls007 July 31, 2003

kife

Used interchangeably with the words gnarley or rank. May describe an offensive odour or taste, or an unenjoyable experience.

"Man, did you just fart? That shit is kife!"

"Eating that fatties cooter last night was kife, she probably hasn't showered in weeks!"

by Kyle Williams Myers August 7, 2007

Kife

A short airy little fart, usually the type that occurs while urination in the morning. Or while straining. A kife may also lead to a shart if not careful or cause unwanted residue within underpants..

''Sally let out a small kife while laughing''

Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..

by Yononymous January 14, 2015

Kife

the word to use for any fit or hot female

"Look at that bit of Kife!!"
"That Kife is mustard!"
or just shout "KIFE!" when you see a hot female.

by Christoff M July 14, 2008

kife

probably the worst thing you can call someone, other then a cunt.

Whitney is such a kife. I hate that dumb bitch.

by its_me_bitches January 20, 2008

kife

Shity, especially in regards to surf.
Also used with y; as in kifey.

-it was all kifey and windblown, so we went out anyway.

by Fatty DIrt Lennox December 24, 2005