Khaki-Clench

1. To squeeze your butt-cheeks together so hard that you are forced onto your toes and your khakis become floods.

2. A popular dance move where one abruptly clenches his/her cheeks, shoots up on their toes, and lets out an MJ scream
Babe #1- "Wow things got pretty aggresive back there. Did you see Joey doing the Khaki-Clench?"
Babe #2- "Sure did. The old Khaki-Clench"
by RagDale February 27, 2011
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Don Khaki

Noun.

When one is wearing too many similarly khaki colored items of clothing.
Bradley, having to pack his suitcase in a rush, only packed khaki pants, forgetting that his only jacket was also khaki. Once dressed in khaki from head to toe, Bradley became known as Don Khaki.
by danindaminivan October 1, 2010
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khaki boner

The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.
Everyone laughed at his extremely large khaki boner.

As soon as he sat down the khaki boner.
by TDKB March 9, 2011
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Khaki Fag

Someone who wears khakis to impress girls
"Did you see mike today?" Said Phil.

"Yeah he's wearing khakis to impress the girls." Said John.

"What a Khaki Fag!" Said Phil.
by cantdye2nightmmmman January 18, 2014
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Khaki Diem

(verb)
1. To take every day, grab it by the horns, wrestle it down to the ground and make it call you daddy
2. To, on any given day, behave like a khaki-clad military man
3. To never walk away from any situation thinking “If only I had…”

(noun)
1. A day on which you wear khakis
My friends entered me in a hot dog eating contest, so I decided to Khaki Diem.
by rock throckmorten September 3, 2009
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Khaki Effect

The journey a person goes through to become multifaceted.

It refers to having a variety of talents, interests, and skills, rather than being limited to one particular area. In other words, a multifaceted person or entity has multiple dimensions, abilities, or characteristics that make them versatile and well-rounded.
Wow, look at her! She's really embracing the Khaki Effect and pushing past her capacity.
by Hayvan21 February 5, 2023
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Khaki Brigade

When military personnel who are usually in a lower ranking runs drills for fighting fires gets over run by the senior military personnel in charge to put out a real fire.
Petti officer: "Well, here comes the Khaki Brigade out to steal the fire we trained for."
by Scorpio Reverie July 13, 2020
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